(dis piC ilham dari 5tahun5bln)We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from male side.
These are our rules:
Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!(why is dat so???!)
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.(ade tls plez watch me kt our boobs ke?)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.(ok)
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.(i dun argue wif u guys at dis u'hv ur own space)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. If a man does, he's a homo!(juz imagine we walk around n bwak those shopping beg yg brat tuh kre sport ape?!)
1. Crying is a blackmail(of coz not dats our way of showing emotion la u emotionLESS android!)
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one;
- Subtle hints do not work
- Strong hints do not work
- Obvious hints do not work
- JUST SAY IT!(shesh u guys really mls utk b'pk n merasa duh)
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question(maybe is invalid answer ke?)
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.(emotionLESS android talking)
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.(well we tend think more den u guys)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.(cehh)
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.(wud givin' a comment kill u guys?)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.(yeah...so rite*sarcastic tone*)
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.(ok)
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.(xmesra alam sungguh la u guys ni)
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.(huh??)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what the hell mauve is.(watever)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.(who didn't do it?)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.(emotionLESS)
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.(sorry to ask den)
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.(really?but if we wear sumtg dat u didn't like u will complain)
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topic as:
- Sex
- Sport, or
- Cars
(ok, so we've to avoid asking dat la yek)
1. You have enough clothes.(not enough!)
1. You have too many shoes.(not enough!)
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.(ok..but dun complain us either)
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.(g la tdo sowg2 hari2)
Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education.(ummm men sure are an open book but d one dat uninteresting type, waste of tym to read dem huu~~)
watcha think ladies??
